Wednesday, December 9, 2009

you know what's fucking awesome?

scene: husband and wife lying on the couch, heads at opposite ends, leisurely reading each other trivial pursuit cards from the 1981 edition. snow falls constant and pretty outside.


j: yugoslavia.

m: no.

j: chile.

m: no.

j: the u.s.s.r.?

m:

j (flexing toes in m's face): my toes are cold

m:

j (sticking toes inside m's t-shirt sleeve): see?

m:

j (forcefully thrusting cold toes into m's armpit): see? see? OH THAT'S BETTER AAAAAHHHHH

m (squirming) : eeeeeeeeeee! stopit! stopitstopitstopit!! it feels weeeeeeeeeird!!!

j (chasing squirrely armpit with cold toes): HEEEHEEEHEEEE

m (like a little girl): EEEEEE NO NO NO HEHEHEHEE NOOOOOOO

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